Worlds smallest boy parts OR….

February 24th, 2008

It’s A GIRL!

 When I asked the Doc if we could FINALLY find out what the sex was, this is her response ”Either you should contact Guinesses book of world records for the worlds smallest boy parts or it’s a girl”.  

Now knowing my parts, there is still a remote possibility that we’ll be making that call, but we are assuming the latter.  LOL

See if you are any better about determining what your looking at in this Ultrasound below than I was.  I needed an explanation from the Doc, so I’ve provided that in the second pic.  I don’t know how they do it…I suppose it’s experience. 

Its A girl

Its A girl

I’m a daddy to be

January 12th, 2008

It is OK to announce the BIG news now.  Barb and I decided to wait until after the first trimester to announce publicly.  We told our parents at Christmas but have waited till now to tell the world.  So if you are reading this and are surprised…you probably know me and have heard me say more than once Barbara and I aren’t going to have children.  WELL as you can see things change.  We did in fact plan this…we didn’t have to wait long once we started “trying”…I suppose that’s from all the previous years of practice. 

 Enjoy the ultrasound pics…I’ll keep you posted! 

QuackBaby1


QuackBaby1

Airbag Appreciation Day

November 11th, 2007

Until today, my appreciation for airbag technology was merely hypothetical.  Now however it is firmly planted in first hand experience.  First things first, everyone is ok to include the other driver that insists the accident was my fault.  We’ll get to that later.

So…there I was (that was for you CSM Thompson) on my couch getting ready to watch my first Redskins game in a couple of weeks,  I thank the National Guard for keeping my weekends occupied, and I’m pretty excited about the prospect of being a couch potato when my wife gives me a call.
 
So you know, Barbara has been out of town all weekend and is due back home this afternoon.  She left Friday night after work to participate in an organized shopping trip in Atlanta with my sister, who lives in Tennessee.
 
She informs me she is at a gas station near an exit off of Interstate 75 about 30 miles south of Lexington (2 hours from home) and she believes she needs a tow truck.  After a brief discussion, I concur.  It appears her clutch has gone out and she can’t get the transmission into ANY gear.  I do my best to instill a sense of calm and control.  I tell her…give me a few minutes; I’ll get a hold of a towing company and be on my way to get you.  After a few phone calls to arrange for her car to be policed up I head out.
 
I stop and top off my car with fuel (go figure) and I start towards the interstate.  I get about 5 miles down the road and a car makes a left turn in front of me.  Maybe I didn’t say that loud enough.  I said…a car turns left RIGHT in front of me.  Squealing breaks, a loud crash, bent metal, broken glass and plastic ensued. My car went airborne, when it came down it was on its side.  It slid into a telephone pole and junction box as it came to rest.  What a mess.

I pulled myself out of the car by climbing out the driver side door.  That was a little tricky given the telephone pole and lines leaning against it, but thankfully a man came by to help.  He held the wires out of the way while I pushed the door straight into the air. 
The first call I made was to Barbara to inform her I wasn’t going to be able to come get her.  She surprisingly (he says facetiously) wasn’t too concerned about herself, but more so the state of my car (again facetiously stated).  No really she was great…she said she would find a way home, and indeed my industrious little lady did.  The tow truck driver drove her to the airport in Lexington were she was able to rent a car.  She has since made it home and I was brought home by the sheriffs department.

Back to the other driver.  She said “I never saw you”.  I said “I know, otherwise you wouldn’t have made a left turn in front of me.”.  She asked me I can’t tell you how many times “Why did you hit me?”.  My only response was, “Because you made a left turn right in front of me.  I tried avoid you by slamming on my breaks and veering left, but you kept turning.  There was nothing I could do to avoid it.”  Apparently she told the sherrif it was my fault and I should have not ran into her.  Needless to say, the cops assign fault to her.  I had the right-of-way and she failed to yield.  We’ll see what the insurance has to say once the police report is finished on Tuesday. I’ll keep you posted.

Take a look at these pictures.

My SAP Global Survey

July 11th, 2007

1. From the United States, how has social media changed your life? How about the lives of your other family members?

I twitter to keep “friends” up-to-date. I blog about major events and significant findings on a personal and professional level. I have RSS feeds to my favorite blogs. I find I spend much of my “off” time on the computer. I have found reading and contributing to the social network to be much more than bubble gum for the brain (a saying my wife and I use to refer to the television, meant to refer to the act of causing just enough synaptic activity to keep you alive). All-in-all, I would say it has changed my life quite a bit.

As for my family, most are far behind the power curve if you will. My wife is the only immediate family member that even knows what RSS is or how to subscribe. If I said I “twitted” something to my sisters, brother or parents, I am positive I would get a deer in the headlights look from them. To sum it up…not so much.

2. From the United States, how do you think your personal and business lives will change over the next five years? How about for the rest of your family?

I read Doc Searl’s answers to these questions on Shel Isreal’s blog where he references Project VRM. If this project has any traction, I suspect it will have a major impact on the personal and professional lives of myself and my family members.

As I understand it…a forum will exist for the consumer as a whole to ask for stuff. Vendors will have access to the data and based on the consensus of their applicable market (maybe the whole thing) produce stuff we want. Not produce stuff and then convince us we want it ( AKA modern day marketing ).

The notion of consumers thinking outside the box and asking for features or products that don’t exist yet and allowing all vendors to gain from the collective requests is novel. Good times, I look forward to that day.  The prospect of individuals exploring their imagination and coming up with new features and or products could be likened to each of us being inventors of sorts.  Now that is exciting!

3. What do you feel are the ascending social media tools and which are descending?

On-line collaboration is definitely ascending. User forums, blogs, Wiki’s Both on a personal and professional level. SAP’s SDN is a prime example of a collaboration tool that has taken off.

Descending social media: 1 900 numbers LOL

4. The folks at SAP are particularly interested in social media’s impact on the global enterprise as well as small to medium-sized corporations. Do you have any knowledge or advice for them?

I am an SAP professional so hopefully my insight has SOME merit. As a Content Administrator of our Enterprise Portal, the tool SAP provides for social media…my advice is make it easier to deliver the tools the business wants. A “Collaboration” room…are you truly kidding. I also have exposure to (I hate to say it) MS Sharepoint. My company uses both interestingly enough. When I compare the two…Sharepoint wins hands down. The ability of the developer to “drag and drop” web parts to deliver the look and feel along with the desired functionality the business wants doesn’t compare to how I have to do that same thing in EP. I had an entire collection up and running in Sharepoint in 30 minutes…no kidding. I have been working on a standup portal in EP for 3 months. Enough said.

5. Do you have any interesting case studies of unique uses of social media?

No not really. Mostly the usual functionality. Forums, Wiki’s, Blog space etc. I would like the senior members of companies to embrace the functionality that they make us build.

6. What social media tools do you use? Which are your favorites? Why.

Answered in question 1…I guess I should have read all the questions before starting.

7. Do you see language as a barrier for social media? Will English become the global language of the Internet? Should it?

I think it could be. As a prior military member, I have had the privilege of serving overseas. While abroad, I learned most developed countries require English classes in school. That being said, most individuals that will /have access the internet can understand a least the most basic of English words and phrases. Most North American people couldn’t read Spanish if their lives depended on it. And Mexico is the closest (non-English primary language) country. If I said, Korean, I could understand why most American’s don’t speak it, but Spanish for goodness sake.

Should it is another question all together. I’ll leave that up to the majority.

8. Are you reading more blogs or less these days? Are you watching more online video or less these days?

Blog reading for sure. On-line videos…not so much. I don’t feel a great deal of growth from watching a bunch of videos of people mimicking the “Jack Ass” franchise.

9. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Working for myself….building the next generation of business solutions with some of the brightest people I know.

WOOOOHOOOOO

June 14th, 2007

It looks like the house in PA is sold. We accepted a very good offer this weekend and are hopeful the inspections scheduled for next week go well.

One inspection is radon for example. I have never had the house tested…lets hope it’s fine. I would hate to find out now that first; we lived in an “Unsafe” house for the past year and a half and second; I need to dump a bunch of money in the property to “Mitigate” the effect of high radon readings.

I’ll announce some more good news while I’m at it….

Barbara had an interview for a job last Friday and received an offer for the position on Tuesday.  She should start work on July 1st, she would start sooner but has a trip to Maryland already scheduled to see my little brother, his wife and their new baby (first grandchild) between now and then.

The new parents are flying in from Germany and the whole family (minus me) is converging on my parents house to get a first glimpse. I wish I could attend, but new job….no vacation. IT SUCKS I have to miss this. I so badly want to go.

More later.

Quack

New Home owners

May 17th, 2007

Well….the deed is done. Barbara and I are officially new home owners (again). Now we are soooo poor it isn’t even funny. Lets hope the house in Pennsylvania sells quickly. The weight of two mortgages will be heavy. Not too heavy we can’t carry the weight, but heavy enough the trips to the movies will have to be put on hold for awhile.

We love the house and are excited that this move back to Kentucky is going really smooth. Things are falling in place nicely. The movers arrive Saturday morning with our stuff…that should be fun (not), but better them than me. I expect the first piece of furniture off the truck will be a sofa…I will need something comfortable to supervise from.

Until then, we plan on staying where we have the necessities, a bed and broadband (corporate apartment). Don’t get me wrong, we coordinated for these necessities in the new house too. Broadband is being turned on tomorrow morning…can’t even think of going without that!

Enough for now…

We need to take a trip out to OUR house and drop off a load of crap from the apartment.

Quack

RSS Spam from Me

May 12th, 2007

All subscribers –

I am sure you are wondering why you are getting what seems to be duplicate rss updates from my feed.  Well…I moved my blog from one blogging tool to another.  It was a little tedious, but I moved what I perceived to be the important or good entries.  This tool is much easier to use and customize.  I recommend WordPress over the other tool (unnamed on purpose).  I am sure there are plenty of folks using the other one and are quite happy with it, and I am not trying to invite comments about who thinks what is better and why.  If you feel the need to tell me what you use and why you think it is GREAT, then please do so.  I am open to suggestions.  My parents taught me (probably the same lesson you learned) long ago, “How do you know you don’t like it if you don’t try it”.  Well I tried it.  I didn’t like it.  Enough said.

Again,

Apologies for the spam.

Quack

Transition Nearly Complete

May 4th, 2007

I know I haven’t posted in awhile, but if you know my situation, I think you’ll understand.

I have been in a state of transition. I quit my job with the toothpaste company in New Jersey and started a new job in Louisville, KY. I have been staying in temp housing since the 25th of March and was without a personal machine at the apartment until my wife came down for a visit on the 18th of April. We have been very busy in the last month or so. To say the least!

Some of the events that have taken up my time: traveling back and forth to New Jersey for visits, filling weekends with house hunting and National Guard training. In all of that, we found a house. I took some time to plot out the map to the house so I can refer people to one spot (here) for Ky Home and a Google Map for directions.

I hope you enjoy and look forward to seeing you all this summer at the house warming party!

Quack

TechEd 2006 DemoJam winners video

April 28th, 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvJJZMmvsRU

I know it’s late, but I was cleaning out my camera and found this short video of TechEd (Las Vegas 2006) and posted it on YouTube. Video is of dan_mcweeney , Ed Herrmann and Mark Finnern sharing a bottle of bubbly in the SDN Clubhouse in celebration of winning this year’s Demo Jam competition.

I heart my Cubicle

March 30th, 2007

My Space

I just posted Wiki page on SDN

Menu Path

I truly hate the felt box, but I suppose it’s better than the floor in a closet!

Take some time and do the same…we would love to see your surroundings too!

Quack